Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubberplant
In fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubberman
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins and
It wears him out (4x)
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run
It wears me out (4x)
If I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted
All the time
All the time, ah ah ah.
Last Modified: 27 Jul 2000